Late night

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
axetemptation:

What do you find tempting that others might find strange? “When I see a crunchy leaf, I have to step on it.” - Female, 21, Oregon
Created by David Brandon Geeting
Notes:The tree with the largest simple leaf in North America is the bigleaf magnolia. Its leaf can grow up to 35 inches long.

axetemptation:

What do you find tempting that others might find strange? “When I see a crunchy leaf, I have to step on it.” - Female, 21, Oregon

Created by David Brandon Geeting

Notes:
The tree with the largest simple leaf in North America is the bigleaf magnolia. Its leaf can grow up to 35 inches long.

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(Source: vinebox)